Thursday, February 21, 2008
lohan drunk
Lindsey Lohan forgot she was being filmed by a documentary crew- leaked footage of her at 4am in her hotel room- coked to the gills, drun... more >Lindsey Lohan forgot she was being filmed by a documentary crew- leaked footage of her at 4am in her hotel room- coked to the gills, drunk of her a$$ and topless! Footage taken days before her arrest for DUI... see why her assistant quit! < less
maybe shes related to Hasselhoff??
maybe shes related to Hasselhoff??
more chip seinfeld
A low-fi, work-in-progress documentary about Jerry Seinfeld's obscure, drug-addicted younger brother, who is living in Columbus, Ohio. ... more >A low-fi, work-in-progress documentary about Jerry Seinfeld's obscure, drug-addicted younger brother, who is living in Columbus, Ohio. When documentary filmmaker Mike Newman learned from comedian Dax Jordan that Jerry's brother was living in his hometown of Columbus, Mike knew he had to pick up where Dax left off with Chip in Las Vegas. Who the f#ck is Chip Seinfeld? will follow Chip on his desperate journey as he tries to pull his "career" out of the gutter and get out to Hollywood to try to become a star like his brother. Despite the overwhelming consensus that Chip is a no-good hack, Chip has the delusions that he will find success. Will he? Who knows, stay tuned to find out. Part one features appearances by comedians Nick Swardson, Wanda Sykes, Carrot Top, Bobby Lee, Tony Rock, Marc Maron, Kevin Shea, Matt Braunger, Tanya Lee, and a comic we didn't know who turns out to be comic Keith Robinson (sorry Keith for the question mark) < less |
***DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU HAVE A.D.D.***In a coked-out haze Chip has a message for his old buddy Will Ferrell regarding the Funny... more >***DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU HAVE A.D.D.***In a coked-out haze Chip has a message for his old buddy Will Ferrell regarding the Funny or Die Comedy Tour stop at The Ohio State University. In Chip's own words, this is his "ticket to fame". < less |
she got knocked up....
A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Kle... more >A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics (1st Verse) I'm single and I go out clubbin' Why'd I drink so much All I wanted was some lovin' Sloppy seconds, handjobs and such Sperm patrollin', My tits are growing Vagina's swollen, is that a contraction? 'cause I got Knocked Up (Chorus) Will I lactate now, will I be a cow (I'm knocked up) Stupid one night stand no, shoulda used my friend (I'm knocked up) Shoulda closed me legs, now I'm super preggs (I'm knocked up) Gotta push it out oh, I'll most likely shout. (2nd Verse) Headed uptown to La Maz Boobs too big for bras This thing in my belly Hope it's not from R. Kelly It's the third trimester Maternity leave I Wish he wore a jimmy hat Instead of that damn saran wrap, fucked around and got Knocked Up (Chorus) Gonna push it out, gotta squeeze it out (she got knocked up) by the die hard guy , oh, (gotta squeeze it out) Brittany got knocked up (by this deutsche bag) Please get it out (He got knocked up) Gonna sqeeze it out, no gotta push it out. (Bridge) Menstruation no longer applies Stretch marks have seem to found mAY My water breaks and my womb is emptEY Brooke Shields had postpartum DP can't wait to give birth and move forward with my life got a doctor that wants to c-sect me and use the knife and it's cause I got Knocked Up. (Chorus) I'm about to blow, please enjoy the show (I'm knocked up) A momma no I ain't, no, please don't cut my taint (I'm knocked up) Ten centimeters now, here he comes right out (I'm knocked up) That came out of me, oh, who's the damn daddy? (Ending) I got a fetus! (in my belly now) Pickles and ice cream (got a craving now) Send me some baby gerber ( I'm about to scream) Maybe a breast pump baby (give me some cream) Cause I'm knocked up Where's my gyno? (O B G Y N) I'm knocked up, gotta push it out, I smell sauerkraut Boobies, boobies, zygotes, and boobies, vulva, Pour some milk out for your babies, from your boobies Fallopian fallopian (I got a zygote) tube Where's my epidural Dobre films calabo Fallopian tube hahaha < less |
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Friday, January 25, 2008
time to get married
CANBERRA (Reuters) - Australia's Labor Prime Minister Kevin Rudd promoted family values on his way to winning office in November, but now the mother of his health minister is pleading with him to give her daughter time off to get married.
"I just need to tell you Nicola will need two weeks off some time this year if she is ever going to get married," Roxon's mother Lesley told Rudd at a ministerial swearing-in, local newspapers said on Thursday.
On winning office for Labor, after a decade of conservative rule, Rudd ordered his team back to work the next day.
Health Minister Nicola Roxon, a rising star for centre-left Labor, wants to marry her longtime partner, with whom she has a two-year-old daughter.
But reform of Australia's health system is a major priority for the new Rudd government and Roxon is caught in negotiations on a A$50 billion ($43 billion) health agreement with Australia's six states, due for completion mid-year.
Rudd reportedly told Roxon's mother that his minister "should be able to get a weekend off" to tie the knot.
bails a hay london..
LONDON (Reuters) - A farmer built an entire mock castle behind a screen of hay bales and lived there concealed for four years to evade planning regulations, officials said on Friday -- but it may be torn down anyway.
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Robert Fidler hopes to take advantage of a provision of planning law that allows buildings without planning permission to be declared legal if no objections have been made after four years
But Reigate and Banstead Borough Council in Surrey is not impressed.
"It does not count because the property was hidden behind hay bales," said a spokeswoman. "No one knew it was there."
The council wants the building near Redhill some 30 km south of London to be demolished, along with an associated conservatory, marquee structure, wooden bridge, patio, decking and tarmac racecourse.
"It looks like a mock-Tudor house from the front and it's got two turrets at the back," the spokeswoman said. "I understand there is also a cannon."
The couple would have been unlikely to get planning permission as the farm was in "green belt" land where building was restricted, she said. A hearing takes place in February.
Fidler's wife Linda told the Daily Mail newspaper the children grew up looking at straw out of the windows of the house and that they kept their son away from playschool on the day his class were due to do paintings of their houses.
"We couldn't have him drawing a big blue haystack," she said. "People might ask questions."
Planning inspectors had been called to the site by concerned neighbours shortly before Fidler took the hay bales down in summer 2006 but had not seen the house.
"When the inspectors went there, all they saw was hay bales and hay bales on agricultural land are not that unusual," the spokeswoman said.
"I think the neighbours thought there might be something going on but it is difficult to tell, isn't it?"
(Editing by Steve Addison)
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Shanghai trouble
BEIJING - Shanghai's subway operator has fired an employee who uploaded security camera video of a couple kissing on one of its trains to the Internet, Chinese media said Friday.
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The company has also offered compensation and an apology to the pair, who could be identified from the video, and were reportedly shamed and harassed over its appearance on sites such as YouTube.
The video reportedly showed the couple kissing and embracing.
"We have wrapped up an internal investigation and found the videotape was uploaded by people who had worked for Shanghai Metro," the company said in a statement quoted by the official Xinhua News Agency.
"We made formal apologies and are negotiating with the couple over compensation," the statement said.
Xinhua said the company's probe found three employees had been involved in the incident, two of whom quit last September for reasons it did not explain.
Xinhua identified the dismissed employee as a woman. Her name was not given.
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