Thursday, February 21, 2008
lohan drunk
Lindsey Lohan forgot she was being filmed by a documentary crew- leaked footage of her at 4am in her hotel room- coked to the gills, drun... more >Lindsey Lohan forgot she was being filmed by a documentary crew- leaked footage of her at 4am in her hotel room- coked to the gills, drunk of her a$$ and topless! Footage taken days before her arrest for DUI... see why her assistant quit! < less
maybe shes related to Hasselhoff??
maybe shes related to Hasselhoff??
more chip seinfeld
A low-fi, work-in-progress documentary about Jerry Seinfeld's obscure, drug-addicted younger brother, who is living in Columbus, Ohio. ... more >A low-fi, work-in-progress documentary about Jerry Seinfeld's obscure, drug-addicted younger brother, who is living in Columbus, Ohio. When documentary filmmaker Mike Newman learned from comedian Dax Jordan that Jerry's brother was living in his hometown of Columbus, Mike knew he had to pick up where Dax left off with Chip in Las Vegas. Who the f#ck is Chip Seinfeld? will follow Chip on his desperate journey as he tries to pull his "career" out of the gutter and get out to Hollywood to try to become a star like his brother. Despite the overwhelming consensus that Chip is a no-good hack, Chip has the delusions that he will find success. Will he? Who knows, stay tuned to find out. Part one features appearances by comedians Nick Swardson, Wanda Sykes, Carrot Top, Bobby Lee, Tony Rock, Marc Maron, Kevin Shea, Matt Braunger, Tanya Lee, and a comic we didn't know who turns out to be comic Keith Robinson (sorry Keith for the question mark) < less |
***DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU HAVE A.D.D.***In a coked-out haze Chip has a message for his old buddy Will Ferrell regarding the Funny... more >***DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU HAVE A.D.D.***In a coked-out haze Chip has a message for his old buddy Will Ferrell regarding the Funny or Die Comedy Tour stop at The Ohio State University. In Chip's own words, this is his "ticket to fame". < less |
she got knocked up....
A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Kle... more >A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics (1st Verse) I'm single and I go out clubbin' Why'd I drink so much All I wanted was some lovin' Sloppy seconds, handjobs and such Sperm patrollin', My tits are growing Vagina's swollen, is that a contraction? 'cause I got Knocked Up (Chorus) Will I lactate now, will I be a cow (I'm knocked up) Stupid one night stand no, shoulda used my friend (I'm knocked up) Shoulda closed me legs, now I'm super preggs (I'm knocked up) Gotta push it out oh, I'll most likely shout. (2nd Verse) Headed uptown to La Maz Boobs too big for bras This thing in my belly Hope it's not from R. Kelly It's the third trimester Maternity leave I Wish he wore a jimmy hat Instead of that damn saran wrap, fucked around and got Knocked Up (Chorus) Gonna push it out, gotta squeeze it out (she got knocked up) by the die hard guy , oh, (gotta squeeze it out) Brittany got knocked up (by this deutsche bag) Please get it out (He got knocked up) Gonna sqeeze it out, no gotta push it out. (Bridge) Menstruation no longer applies Stretch marks have seem to found mAY My water breaks and my womb is emptEY Brooke Shields had postpartum DP can't wait to give birth and move forward with my life got a doctor that wants to c-sect me and use the knife and it's cause I got Knocked Up. (Chorus) I'm about to blow, please enjoy the show (I'm knocked up) A momma no I ain't, no, please don't cut my taint (I'm knocked up) Ten centimeters now, here he comes right out (I'm knocked up) That came out of me, oh, who's the damn daddy? (Ending) I got a fetus! (in my belly now) Pickles and ice cream (got a craving now) Send me some baby gerber ( I'm about to scream) Maybe a breast pump baby (give me some cream) Cause I'm knocked up Where's my gyno? (O B G Y N) I'm knocked up, gotta push it out, I smell sauerkraut Boobies, boobies, zygotes, and boobies, vulva, Pour some milk out for your babies, from your boobies Fallopian fallopian (I got a zygote) tube Where's my epidural Dobre films calabo Fallopian tube hahaha < less |
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